Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine.

   does anyone else always feel really bad playing that 'No Russian' mission on Modern Warfare 2, but at the same time loving it?

   The internet does not make people ignorant, it just makes their ignorance visible to everyone else.

   If you hang around four broke people, I guarantee you will be the fifth.

   The media loves controlling this country. They promote NOT to drink & drive/text & drive but yet every third commercial its either about a car, a phone, or a alcoholic drink...and a little bit of insurance ads down your throat.

   What's better?..A hot woman drinking more than you or that same woman buying you drinks?

   Maybe....just maybe if we wait a little longer, a fú¢k fell in my hand, I can give it to you.

   Edward Snowden: Provides evidence that the government is spying on us......Government charges him for spying...

   Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.

   Don't you wish you go back in time to your high school/college year and tell your younger self "Whatever you do, do NOT sleep with that girl"

   If the head of the CIA (Petraeus) can't keep a secret such as cheating on his wife, then they're screwed.

   Funny how they wanna friends AFTER they stomped, crushed, torched, ripped, backstabbed and oh yeah....broke your heart.

   Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it "Who Gives A Fu¢k"

   If you're fearful about the government spying on you while you're online, hang out on Myspace. Nobody is going to spy on you there.

   In the lives of our grandchildren and great grandchildren, OUR iphone and ipad will be THEIR rotary phone and notepad.

   If the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.

   Every time I see you text/type "lyk dis" instead of like this, I assume you were that kid that went to the restroom and didn't come back until the end of Spelling and English class.

   I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

   You know what''s so scary, but just so sexy at the same time? A hot woman kicking your a$$ in video games.....in your room.....on your bed.

   What!? High schools with daycare centers!!....Now see what you did MTV by having that 16 & Pregnant mess! I hope you're happy.