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   messageicon People that believe internet gossip are the same dumbasses that keep the Kardashians famous.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 07:38 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw an honest political leader, riding a unicorn.
←Rate | 10-02-2012 05:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone doesn't stand up to let you pass them in movie theater seats, it's totally cool and legal to fart in their face as you walk by.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 08:33 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only way your world is ending on the 21st is if you get married that day.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 00:36 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
←Rate | 06-16-2014 13:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every woman is beautiful in her own unique way. Sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 12:45 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want my name to come up when you go to therapy.
←Rate | 01-27-2013 12:23 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when the only hatred that existed here was directed at Nickelback? Good times.
←Rate | 07-17-2013 12:12 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three magic words EVERY woman loves to hear, “You were right.”
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:06 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife said "Good morning " and that's how the fight started.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 14:39 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you dance like no one's watching you, you will never get laid.
←Rate | 10-04-2012 14:28 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You could probably torture a woman by duct taping her mouth and making her apply mascara.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 10:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I oversleep at work and get home late.
←Rate | 03-02-2013 10:34 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would never make fun of a fat person at the gym. At least they are trying to do something about it and deserve cheers not jeers.
←Rate | 10-17-2012 09:40 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon It must have been very awkward for the guy who invented the tampon when he had to explain his invention to everyone else.
←Rate | 12-14-2011 07:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope skinny jeans are going to be around for a while because I sure as hell can't get these things off.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:56 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought we had something. You met my family, made us dinner, called me honey. Now suddenly you’re a “waitress” who was “doing her job?”
←Rate | 04-05-2013 15:07 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three most read words in the world: I̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ …NO! It's: “Made in China.”
←Rate | 02-26-2012 07:14 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 14:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon So in America, at 18 you can die at war or be in a porno. But you have to wait another 3 years until you're allowed a beer?
←Rate | 12-23-2012 08:21 by Czovczov Comments (0)  



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