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   messageicon BBC News: high brow. Fox News: low brow. Al Jazeera: unibrow.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 18:52 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon It confuses me when I see a cougar wearing a leopard print sweater.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 12:44 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you insist on telling me about the day your child was born, then I insist you also tell me about the night it was conceived.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 18:10 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Vegas, Charlie Sheen was hanging out with 3 porn stars.. Good to see he's trying to cut back.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 13:23 by jdpower Comments (8)  


   messageicon ‎"Every kiss begins with Kay." But for second base and beyond, go with Tiffany.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 20:57 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Cher is going to get lonely once the rest of us have died.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 20:52 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎"Oh my god, they have Rolling Rock??!!" - said by maybe 2 or 3 people a year.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 20:49 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm fairly sure "PIMPIN LIKE BUBBA GUMP GOES SHRIMPIN" is the worst text I've ever sent.
←Rate | 01-05-2011 20:43 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cam Newton's winning the Heisman surprised no one - especially Julian Assange, who knew about it a month ago.
←Rate | 12-11-2010 22:51 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was excited to bring home my Xmas Tree but I didn't have the heart to tell it I'd be leaving it in the street for dead in just a few weeks.
←Rate | 12-09-2010 23:47 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎7-11 is developing a new wine.. It's said to pair well with poor life choices and sadness
←Rate | 12-07-2010 21:26 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just tricked a vegan into reading "Chicken Soup for the Soul"
←Rate | 12-04-2010 13:20 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope South Pole doesn't respond to increased North Pole activity with military exercises. Everybody settle down.
←Rate | 12-04-2010 13:19 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon French couple claims to have found 271 unknown Picassos. Suspiciously, one of them is "Still Life with McRib."
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:31 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon US Military is experimenting with robots. Part of new program, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Rise Up and Kill Us."
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:30 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can forgive Ireland's $70 billion debt. But we must never forgive them for Riverdance.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:29 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:28 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new study says humans are psychic, and I'm living proof of it. For example, I can clearly foresee a future where this study is debunked.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:27 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon Car dealerships greatly over-estimate the allure of tents.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:26 by jdpower Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm thinking about buying an invisible box that they trap mimes in.
←Rate | 11-29-2010 21:25 by jdpower Comments (0)  



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