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The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
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02-28-2015 22:44 by
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Anyone knows when is Facebook sending us the W-2 form
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02-23-2015 22:14 by
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I just put on a jacket I last wore at a wedding in 2002. And found Nokia 3210 in the pocket. It still has 2 bars of battery left.
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02-18-2015 21:12 by
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I hate when Netflix asks if I’m still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?
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02-17-2015 21:12 by
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At the end of Goonies, Chunk says to Sloth, “you’re gonna live with me now.” Why isn’t that a movie yet?
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01-21-2015 18:26 by
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Women- God’s version of Rubik cube.
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12-24-2014 23:21 by
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It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
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12-21-2014 21:54 by
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I really hope 2015 is a better year.
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12-21-2014 21:51 by
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The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.
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12-18-2014 21:53 by
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It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
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12-16-2014 20:57 by
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Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
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12-16-2014 20:55 by
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Costco: The most expensive place in the world to save money.
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12-16-2014 20:53 by
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X says Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not damn a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
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11-01-2014 23:00 by
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Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween … Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party
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10-31-2014 12:28 by
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Don’t be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer.
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08-30-2014 23:08 by
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The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single last one of them.
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08-30-2014 23:06 by
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Most stress is caused by three things: family, money, and family with no money.
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08-30-2014 23:04 by
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When my phone dies and I don’t have a charger, I might as well be Amish.
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08-30-2014 23:03 by
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Girls cant find their wallets, shoes or car keys but they sure as hell can remember something you said 8 months ago
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08-30-2014 22:44 by
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I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
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08-07-2014 10:50 by
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