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   messageicon Sorry, constantly quoting random bible scriptures isnt going to convince me. I could quote one the Twilight books and be just as profound. Twilight Eclipse, Chapter one verse three, "The."
←Rate | 07-20-2010 21:12 by Tracy Comments (5)  


   messageicon Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room there?
←Rate | 08-19-2010 23:27 by Tracy Comments (1)  


   messageicon I say we should build a Multi-religion facility to appease all religions near the 9/11 site.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 22:09 by Tracy Comments (10)  


   messageicon I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
←Rate | 08-16-2010 23:45 by Tracy Comments (3)  


   messageicon David Hasselhoff's liver is soo shriveled, black and dead, if you put your ear to the side of it, you can hear it going: ‘What you talkin' about Willis?"
←Rate | 08-18-2010 09:35 by Tracy Comments (3)  


   messageicon Former President Bush suggested invading the "Gulf of Mexico" to control the BP oil spill. He also proposed forming a mercenary force made up of BP executives and oil rig operators called "The Coalition of the Spillin'
←Rate | 06-06-2010 18:31 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah, let me get this right, a guy name Samson gets his super strength from his hair? Is this what rational people actually believe? Sounds like a bad hollywood movie idea with Michael Bay production values.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 18:43 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are so pathetic that Tom wont even be friends with you on myspace.
←Rate | 06-07-2010 19:48 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, "facebooking" IS an action verb. Along with googling, tweeting and farmvillin'.
←Rate | 05-10-2010 18:23 by Tracy Comments (0)  



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