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   messageicon wondering why cameras have round lenses that take square pictures.
←Rate | 06-25-2010 19:41 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon confused. Oh wait, maybe not.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 10:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon not thinking too much today, therefore I might not be.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 09:25 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember the first time a friend said he was going to introduce me to a "dog person." I was bummed at the way it turned out.
←Rate | 11-25-2013 13:22 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon sad that '24' is coming to an end after 8 seasons. I have given 8 whole days of my life to this series.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 08:53 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10 yr old suspended from school for pointing finger like a gun. Where will this end? If fingers are outlawed, only 10 yr olds will have fingers.
←Rate | 03-07-2014 11:03 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it is hilarious that the Wall St. protestors hate big corporations, wearing their GAP jeans, taking pictures with their Motorola camera phones, and drinking from Dasani water bottles.
←Rate | 10-09-2011 08:37 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon longing for the good old days when "Anarchists" were protesting for something other than more government.
←Rate | 03-31-2011 14:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens if pasta touches antipasta?
←Rate | 12-29-2013 21:06 by markf Comments (1)  


   messageicon secretly wishes Michael had gone ahead and body-slammed Ryan Seacrest last night.
←Rate | 04-01-2010 08:08 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think my superpower is making mountains out out of molehills.
←Rate | 05-04-2014 18:39 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks "going to the gym" should mean more than just walking there and then walking home.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 09:01 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon going over to the dark side...I figure it's just a burnt lightbulb needs replacing.
←Rate | 03-09-2010 22:40 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks the markets are sliding faster today than a disgruntled flight attendant.
←Rate | 08-12-2010 13:32 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon glad to hear that the IRS is finally concerned that some people have been trying without success to dial the IRS Taxpayer Assistance Hot Line since 1984.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 09:18 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon somehow misplaced his copy of 'Organization for Dummies.'
←Rate | 01-02-2011 22:40 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am wondering if female squirrells only get 80% of the acorns that males get
←Rate | 09-26-2017 08:29 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon The most impoprtant thing I have learned about parenthood is many times my parents must have come close to child murder.
←Rate | 10-18-2017 12:38 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that presidential spokesman Jay Carney is no longer a government employee, I am expecting him to rush right out and sign up for ObamaCare.
←Rate | 06-01-2014 08:30 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes stops when walking into a store, waiting for the automatic doors to open. Then I realize they aren't automatic.
←Rate | 03-18-2010 07:38 by markf Comments (0)  



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