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   messageicon I think facebook is a teenager...its going through alot of changes lately
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with some of the ugly pics some people post of themselves, I'm just glad facebook isnt in HD
←Rate | 11-15-2011 18:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't see a friend's day video of Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, & Chandler
←Rate | 02-06-2016 04:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a "selfie"?....that's a "groupie"
←Rate | 03-31-2014 02:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon nobody likes a stalker. it's what this chick was saying as I read her lips through my binoculars
←Rate | 02-19-2012 21:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon men's prison is a lot like facebook...if someone really likes you, they'll poke you a lot
←Rate | 08-03-2010 20:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon we shoot off Chinese fireworks to celebrate our freedom from the British
←Rate | 07-02-2017 00:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i had a sexy cashier tonight at the store....it was self check-out
←Rate | 10-15-2012 20:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe they should do like a Hunger Games city version....Ferguson vs Baltimore
←Rate | 04-28-2015 22:12 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you mix Jack Daniels with a Smirnoff, are you drinking a jack-off?
←Rate | 07-26-2014 23:54 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon happy fathers day to all the ones who came home with the gallon of milk
←Rate | 06-16-2013 00:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon some people are like push-up bras....they make a mountain out of a mole hill
←Rate | 12-15-2014 04:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the "check engine" light came on. I checked & the car definitely has one. It makes loud noises & drips some stuff all over the place so I know it's there
←Rate | 03-25-2016 00:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon been single for so long I should change my name to "Kraft"
←Rate | 03-31-2017 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I already have a "fear" book...my old yearbook
←Rate | 09-12-2018 03:16 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon if I pay Netflix each month & choose to watch Star Trek, am I paying a DATA plan?
←Rate | 03-06-2018 23:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon rubix cube: the original fidget toy
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 364 shopping days left
←Rate | 12-26-2011 00:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon time for all the bloodsuckers to come out again...not Halloween...election time
←Rate | 10-27-2010 21:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when women want to be treated like a princess, they go looking for prince charming....they need to look for Mario....he will do anything & has a lot of extra lives
←Rate | 11-27-2012 22:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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