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Sometimes I wish I didn't live with this curse of being so awesome.
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04-10-2012 08:57 by
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They say "dress for the job you want", but no one seems to understand the only job I want is to be the new Hamburger Helper Helping Hand.
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04-10-2012 08:50 by
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My cat keeps telling me I have a drinking problem and that I need to seek help, but really I think he's just annoyed I won't stop singing.
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04-10-2012 08:49 by
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My mother used to hide the eggs in the same place every Easter... the dairy section of our local supermarket.
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04-08-2012 18:57 by
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Love's redeeming work is done. Fought the fight, the battle won. Death in vain forbids him rise, Christ has opened paradise! Alleluia he is risen
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04-08-2012 08:28 by
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Pouring out a jar of marshmallow fluff. For my Peeps.
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04-07-2012 18:34 by
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Hey skinny guy having a Greek yogurt and Vitamin Water for lunch. I'd come punch you in the face but I don't want my fries to get cold
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04-07-2012 08:31 by
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When I finally meet the love of my life, I hope he appreciates all the time I spent following him and hiding in his bushes.
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04-07-2012 08:30 by
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Turns out the guy I hired to be my life coach is actually a swimming coach, which explains why he kept wanting me to wear a Speedo.
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04-07-2012 08:30 by
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My 3 year old already has better handwriting than me
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04-07-2012 08:30 by
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If I was homeless I would dress up as a Coinstar machine and just sit there.
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04-07-2012 08:03 by
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Everytime I see "ROFL"... I think of Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".
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04-06-2012 09:29 by
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There's only two ways to start your drive thru order: Hi I'd like to order or Lemme get a uhhh
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04-06-2012 09:27 by
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When a man tries and fails to open a jar, he has to kill any witnesses
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04-06-2012 09:24 by
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In 9th grade coach said my sweater made me look gay. I replied good, as I wanted his wife to leave me alone. 'F' in gym.
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04-06-2012 09:22 by
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My bark and bite are equally ineffectual
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04-06-2012 09:22 by
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I don't always have a cool Facebook status, but when I do, an older relative ruins it with a lame comment.
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04-05-2012 12:29 by
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I wear gasoline for cologne because women love the smell of money.
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04-05-2012 12:27 by
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Check out my brilliant & insightful new article in REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY TODAY! On 2nd thought, don't. It's not for you.
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04-05-2012 12:22 by
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Next time someone gets in your face and says, "Anytime. Anywhere." say, "Melbourne. 6 years from now."
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04-05-2012 12:21 by
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