TJ Funny Status Messages

   making friends and influencing people

   Warning: I break for lawn deer

   "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"

   an unlicensed helicopter pilot.

   an office zombie: Bored to undeath

   known to cause cancer in the state of California

   out spoiling his liver.

   going to make the biggest paper airplane ever.

   harvesting paperclips from work

   doing the truffle shuffle

   the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

   chillin like a villain.

   "not the issue here, Dude."

   carbon based.

   dividing by zero!

   taking the special bus.

   200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).