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has been told by many I need to watch my language on Facebook. So for everyone that doesn't like my language, "coitus you."
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05-11-2010 13:39 by
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People never say, "Boy that was sure a great Ben Affleck movie".
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05-15-2010 11:45 by
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decided to burn some calories this weekend so I set a fat kid on fire.
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05-17-2010 07:45 by
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It's always nice to have a baker's dozen of something, unless it's like stab wounds or something.
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05-18-2010 05:56 by
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Sharting: (verb) when you try to cut the cheese and get the whole nacho dip.
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05-21-2010 10:27 by
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just got a painting of David Carradine and I hung it in my closet.
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05-21-2010 16:33 by
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I've gotta come clean. That's why I masturbate with Purell®.
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05-23-2010 08:47 by
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"Scent" is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
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05-23-2010 13:54 by
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Never get directions from the illiterate. "Turn left on Cave" is actually, "turn left on C Ave."
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05-27-2010 12:35 by
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In every Red Lobster tank, there's one lobster who says: "You guys are so paranoid! It's great here! I love the view!"
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05-27-2010 14:27 by
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"This Cold Medicine Lasts 8 Hours" is the "I Promise I'll Pull Out, Baby" of the pharmaceutical industry.
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05-27-2010 14:30 by
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I'm good at reading between the lines when I'm doing cocaine off of a Kindle™.
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05-30-2010 21:24 by
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Why is it that whenever I'm on vacation I can ALWAYS find a Law & Order marathon on TNT?
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06-01-2010 13:34 by
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"Weebonics"- The adorable chatter of a toddler.
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06-06-2010 08:24 by
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You know you're getting old when you no longer buy cereal for the prize but for the fiber content.
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06-08-2010 08:39 by
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Why do all Mexican restaurants serve Pepsi and not Coke?
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06-08-2010 12:33 by
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wishes more businesses would check their signs for mistakes. There is a HUGE difference in "Closed for remodeling" and " Closed for remolding."
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06-09-2010 12:04 by
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Does PETA think all animals die a natural death, with hospice care, surrounded by family keeping vigil until passing quietly into the night?
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06-10-2010 07:15 by
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not a stalker, I'm just bad with goodbyes.
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06-11-2010 07:27 by
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The way my luck runs, if I were hanging on to the side of a cliff for dear life, the person reaching down to pull me up would be a leper.
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06-16-2010 08:23 by
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