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   messageicon ive heard the old saying that "opportunity is just around the corner" but sometimes a hooker is around that corner so is the hooker your opportunity?
←Rate | 09-12-2011 12:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon too bad Mr. Rogers isnt still alive to have facebook & do the games...then he really can be our neighbor
←Rate | 09-16-2011 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon like a good neighbor state farm is there...with winning lotto numbers
←Rate | 09-18-2011 15:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if gene pool wre like swimmin pool id drain mine & start over with fresh untainted water
←Rate | 09-19-2011 04:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a date tonight...& didnt need chloroform
←Rate | 09-20-2011 21:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think facebook is a teenager...its going through alot of changes lately
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon didnt Mark Zuckerberg learn anything from Tom Anderson? the changes to myspace is what killed it
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont laugh at ur friends if they start sounding like chicken little this next week..."the sky is falling"
←Rate | 09-22-2011 20:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you seen what facebook wants to do to the profiles now? zuckerberg needs a timeline of when he gave the ppl what they liked
←Rate | 09-23-2011 03:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon redneck word:debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
←Rate | 09-26-2011 01:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon to the ppl thinknig facebook is really charging...send your payments to: (my name), Po box...
←Rate | 09-26-2011 01:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I wish life was like golf...id call MULLIGAN on some moments
←Rate | 09-27-2011 00:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon its football season...detroit lions, cleveland tigers, & chicago bears...oh my
←Rate | 09-27-2011 00:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hate being single...my hard drive gets foll of adult videos really fast
←Rate | 09-27-2011 20:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how imagine if gilbert godfrey got Fran Drescher pregnant...omg what an annoying voice that kid would have
←Rate | 09-27-2011 21:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i kinda think the nintendo character mario was on drugs...he ate mushrooms & thought turtles were attacking & had to save the princess from the biggest baddest turtle of them all...this is why you dont do shrooms kids
←Rate | 10-02-2011 05:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gene Simmons is now married...hope he didnt french kiss the bride...she might choke
←Rate | 10-03-2011 19:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i thoguht of a good halloween costume...rent the horse costume but only wear the back half...tell everyone "im my ex"
←Rate | 10-04-2011 18:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon some @$$hole said I'm not a ppl person
←Rate | 10-05-2011 12:05 by Eddy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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