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Trying is the first step toward failure.
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05-20-2010 03:13 by
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I had a life once. Now I have an internet connection and a Mac book.
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10-15-2010 23:01 by
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my drinking team has a football problem
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06-01-2010 22:38 by
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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06-12-2010 16:20 by
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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05-20-2010 20:36 by
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just paid my electric bill, so i'm kinda low on the stuff we trade out for those ice cold beers
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05-05-2010 20:42 by
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It's called cocaine and you dont want no part of this sh!t...It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare
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05-07-2010 18:04 by
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first you want same sex marriage, what's next...same sex divorce
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04-22-2010 13:45 by
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A Glimpse by defintion, is an impermanent thing!
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05-26-2010 23:46 by
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I see a lite in the distance....could be a Miller Lite, I better go check it out!
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09-17-2010 18:02 by
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It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.
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05-20-2010 20:01 by
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i have nothing against god, it's just his fan club that i'm against
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10-23-2010 20:08 by
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it kitty litter if you throw a cat out a car window
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07-15-2010 17:51 by
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Guess who has two thumbs and is high off bath salt… sh!t where are my fu cking thumbs…
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08-06-2012 12:43 by
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this country is not ran by democracy, but by communism.
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05-26-2010 22:54 by
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Jesus is coming, Quick, look busy
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05-05-2010 20:39 by
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I've just decided I want a bunch of kids with several baby mamas, so my children will all look different and I can match em' with my wardrobe
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04-28-2010 22:03 by
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A. B. C. D. E. F. G. Someone should've told you not to fu ck with me
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05-03-2010 23:21 by
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Panty lines are so nasty, your a grown a$s woman sh!t put on a thong, g-string, boy shorts, or go panty less if you have too
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06-04-2010 22:54 by
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If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, Obama supporters would have the White House filled with pimps and sluts
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05-11-2010 19:54 by
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