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When men give women roses they expect Tulips in return.
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12-07-2011 13:05 by
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Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home.
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03-29-2012 00:25 by
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How does justin bieber remove a condom? He farts.
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12-21-2011 19:03 by
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People Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Ins tagram
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09-04-2012 13:41 by
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If the person is ugly , you call them a stalker. If the person is goodlooking, you call them a secret admirer.
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12-07-2011 21:35 by
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What food decreases a women's sex drive faster than anything else? Wedding cake
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01-15-2012 16:56 by
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My head says, "go to the gym." But my heart says, "stay on the internet forever and eat!"
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01-06-2012 13:09 by
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If I ever run into Captian Crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the roof of his mouth.
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01-16-2012 18:00 by
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you know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”
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01-19-2012 15:32 by
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I don't hold grudges but my ignore game is beast mode
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08-20-2013 17:47 by
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You can stop lifting weights now; it's actually your personality that nobody likes.
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08-27-2012 00:17 by
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BoObs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.
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05-15-2012 22:52 by
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HOW LONG IS THIS DORITOS COMMERCIAL!? Grandma, that's just Jersey Shore...
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03-10-2012 22:44 by
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HoodTranslations101: "Sh*t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughin matter
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03-29-2012 00:12 by
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Sometimes when I wanna be really romantic........ I light a candle when I masturbate
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12-26-2011 18:02 by
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Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT
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04-30-2013 07:38 by
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The best way to get high for free is to tell potheads you've never smoked before.
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12-15-2011 19:15 by
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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
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12-28-2011 20:56 by
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Chick called the cops on me cause she opened her closet and I handed her a shirt. This why chivalry is dead
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01-07-2015 10:15 by
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Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet.
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08-26-2012 16:10 by
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