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   messageicon The worst sanction on Vladimer Putin: We send Justin Bieber to Russia!
←Rate | 08-04-2017 00:42 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain & smarts is a weapon of mass destruction...
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:55 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 09:10 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot of problems would disappear if people talked to each other more than talking about each other.
←Rate | 02-07-2012 08:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon For those Commie North Korean rocket scientists, how quick it is to go from VIP to RIP...
←Rate | 04-13-2012 10:36 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just to remind you: about 152 Days left to Christmas and 148 until the end of world happens again! Enjoy it!
←Rate | 07-25-2012 06:53 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl needs a good guy to help her laugh when she thinks she`ll never smile again.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 08:45 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good judgement comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgement
←Rate | 02-10-2012 07:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tomorrow France plays Germany... Their defense will try to last 90 minutes and beat their World War 2 record...
←Rate | 07-02-2014 19:04 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conference (noun), Definition: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 07:02 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentine's Day: Dinner for two - $80, Dessert - $20, Flowers - $50, Gold Necklace - $250, Bottle of French Champagne - $100, Godiva Strawberry Chocolates - $60… Look on his face after she says - “I'm on a period…” PRICELESS!!!
←Rate | 02-09-2012 18:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon What Woodstock 1969 tought us is that life isn`t about waiting for the storm to pass, it`s about learning to dance in the rain...
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:23 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the dude who flipped me off in the Starbucks parking lot for honking at him, before taking off like a maniac… You left your breakfast and coffee on top of your car…
←Rate | 02-11-2012 08:32 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to spend my Valentine's with the girl of my dreams… But she's gone by the time I'm awake…
←Rate | 02-14-2012 07:38 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon If at first you don't succeed, buy her another beer.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 07:05 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Syrian President Bashar Assad: if you are going to use human shields to protect yourself from rebel attacks, may I suggest using Snookie, Justin Bieber and Kardashians?
←Rate | 04-06-2012 06:47 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if the 12/21/12 is the day Winrar trial period ends?
←Rate | 12-18-2012 18:17 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to understand why Ukraine vacation packages are being steeply discounted...
←Rate | 08-11-2014 15:57 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody's life is perfect, but life itself does have perfect moments….
←Rate | 02-04-2012 09:08 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friend: "Your phone`s ringing." Me: "Yeah, phones do that..."
←Rate | 02-05-2012 21:18 by XXX-FUXY Comments (0)  


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