Peebs Funny Status Messages

   getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Triangle'.

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....

   counted to infinity - twice.

   a man of [Migrant Worker] wealth, and [Thrills Gum] taste...

   wondering... if they were the 'Mario' brothers, does that mean Mario's full name is Mario Mario?

   Jesus saves..., He passes to Moses!; Moses shoots!..., HE SCORES!!

   's personal soundtrack just went multi-platinum

   trying to kick the habit.... but nicotine gum is a hard habit to break...

   has not lost his mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.

   doesn't reflect popular culture, he projects it...

   Alexander conqured the world before he was 30, but I bet I could have pwned him on COD 5.

   filling in the blanks with packing kernels

   watching 'Earth Hour' simultaneously Online and on Television... It's kinda Dark... :/

   There's a fleck on the speck on the tail On the frog on the bump on the branch On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

   thinks auto-erotica is porn for AutoBots...

   jones'ing for a Shamrock shake....

   wondering "Do I think I am Paranoid?"

   Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim, it's what's in my genes

   loves life; but life thinks we should see other people.

   notices that ever since they invented Viagra; I never get called to 'stand=in' for John Holmes anymore....