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Fact is. We'll all get to do the kick the bucket challenge. . .
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08-28-2014 18:32 by
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The ole saying is: if you can't beat em join em, but don't join the stupid liberals protesting. . .
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11-11-2016 01:22 by
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The two best days of my life was when I got engaged and the day we broke it off. . .
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02-16-2016 12:26 by
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Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily everafter. . .
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08-27-2015 23:51 by
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Ladies, ladies, ladies. Seriously, some of your status updates makes me wonder. Maybe you just need to get laid. . .
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10-09-2016 20:46 by
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No, Sorry.. I don't watch dancing with the.. who gives a f#ck. .
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11-16-2016 08:54 by
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You seen one solar eclipse, you seen em all. If you want, I can show you a full moon any day of the week though. . .
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03-20-2015 19:14 by
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Once you go black, the white man don't want you back !
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04-17-2015 00:27 by
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I am looking for contributors to the go F#ck yourself foundation I am starting. . .
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08-16-2015 10:53 by
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The Colts would of lost using a Nerf football. . .
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01-19-2015 16:49 by
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The greatest feeling in the world is when your girlfriend tells you, you're better in bed than her husband. . .
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03-06-2016 06:16 by
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If there is anything to learn from celebrities is. Do not take nude photos of yourself. The FBI had better things to do. . .
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09-02-2014 15:48 by
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Hey CHOP, try spelling lessons for lent. . .
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03-04-2014 17:17 by
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The smartest thing I never did, was get married. . .
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02-16-2016 12:26 by
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Once upon a time there were three little pigs at a pig roast, end of story. . .
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02-29-2016 19:30 by
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Everyone done going turkey hunting in the frozen section ?
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11-19-2016 15:44 by
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I know what I am going to be for Halloween, I'm going to be drunk. . .
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10-09-2016 20:43 by
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If Hillary is elected president I am moving to Canada. . .
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06-16-2016 09:42 by
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Led Zeppelin doesn't have to be your favorite band. But if they're not one of your top three, we shouldn't be friends. . .
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11-26-2015 17:15 by
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I may lose friends. But.. People who want to BE politically correct need a red hot iron stoker stuck up their a$$es. . .
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06-05-2016 01:26 by
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