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   messageicon i find it odd that there's never a yelp review for the yelp website
←Rate | 05-26-2016 20:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon leave it to Hugh Hefner to die on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 19:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon been single for so long I should change my name to "Kraft"
←Rate | 03-31-2017 22:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon thanks to Netflix I can tell my doctor I've done a lot of "marathons"
←Rate | 03-20-2015 03:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "theres plenty of fish in the sea"...apparently I'm looking where bp had an oil spill cause all I find is dirty ones
←Rate | 11-16-2011 17:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon feels sorry for the turkey....after it gets killed, the neck gets shoved up the @$$...what a way to go
←Rate | 11-23-2011 17:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with all these statues getting removed, I'm worried now about asking "the general" about car insurance
←Rate | 08-20-2017 19:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this status has been formatted to fit your screen
←Rate | 02-22-2013 02:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon gun fired at the BET awards...dont they listen to rap music & realize the rappers have guns....try a metal detector at next year's award show
←Rate | 09-30-2012 02:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why all the old people talk about how far they walked to school back in the day...didnt anyone live close to the school back then
←Rate | 07-27-2010 20:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon went looking for camouflage underwear today.....couldn't find any
←Rate | 09-20-2014 21:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i can outsmart a lot of ppl on a computer...it's the real world that makes me look like an idiot
←Rate | 10-11-2011 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon DUI of the Tiger
←Rate | 06-01-2017 02:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i must be part zombie because i've been looking for a woman with brains
←Rate | 06-22-2013 01:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wake up feeling like a golden statue....everyone else is the pigeons
←Rate | 01-04-2017 03:12 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon IKEA is just adult LEGO sets
←Rate | 02-10-2017 22:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think facebook is a teenager...its going through alot of changes lately
←Rate | 09-21-2011 17:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with some of the ugly pics some people post of themselves, I'm just glad facebook isnt in HD
←Rate | 11-15-2011 18:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't see a friend's day video of Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, & Chandler
←Rate | 02-06-2016 04:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a "selfie"?....that's a "groupie"
←Rate | 03-31-2014 02:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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