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   messageicon Your baby was cute until I realized you’re on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions.
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon omg I just found out I'm allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
←Rate | 07-27-2011 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement
←Rate | 03-18-2012 22:55 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the students who drop out of high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
←Rate | 05-14-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 14:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve..
←Rate | 07-25-2011 23:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when someone I don't like says something funny.
←Rate | 06-13-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls or any women ask you "What?" In reply, it isnt cause they didnt hear you. Its because they giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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