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   messageicon Mark Zuckerberg got married today. His new wife set her relationship status to "CHA-CHING!!"
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon omg I just found out I'm allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
←Rate | 07-27-2011 20:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your baby was cute until I realized you’re on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid.
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Fellow Americans, we need to stop making stupid people famous.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real accomplishment.
←Rate | 09-26-2010 00:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon you never realize how annoying people are until you add them on facebook :)
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 12:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
←Rate | 02-16-2012 14:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserve..
←Rate | 07-25-2011 23:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
←Rate | 09-11-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
←Rate | 04-12-2011 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls or any women ask you "What?" In reply, it isnt cause they didnt hear you. Its because they giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 23:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give unrealistic expectations to women about what to expect from men. Porn has the same effect on men.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we havent thought about in a while...demons."
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement
←Rate | 03-18-2012 22:55 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon A lie everyone tells = “Hey! I just got your text!”
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I buy a bag of air and there's chips in it.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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