Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   "just wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. "

   very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes !!!

   "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "

   pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box

   so jobless that he's replying every spam message

   like that and that's the way it is

   a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.

   made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.

   panicking at the disco

   kissed a girl and she liked it.

   takes your breath away.

   making a career of this.

   writing her acceptance speech for the upcoming Grammy's.

   going back to the future

   going around in circles

   almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left him before they met.

   eating pasta with chopsticks.

   let the dogs out

   had his left side removed. He's all right now

   "focus- Oh look, a squirrel! "