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When he was my age, my father had three kids, owned two businesses and a house. I can't even pull that off in 'The Sims'.
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08-17-2012 07:18 by
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I'm glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
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07-17-2013 12:09 by
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I feel a disturbance in the Force. Something tells me that Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins is about to do something stupid.
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07-28-2011 19:13 by
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A surprise party is a great way to show your woman how awesome you are at lying to her face
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08-27-2011 01:23 by
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Being rude to your waiter is the equivalent of saying, "Would you please spit in my food or perhaps do something worse?"
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02-14-2012 05:28 by
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Had many interesting conversations today, but don't remember any of them... Come to think of it, I wasn't even listening.
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10-23-2011 19:57 by
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Amazing to think that I was once a helpless little baby but now I'm a giant helpless man
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03-11-2012 07:07 by
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This infomercial says that with their product, I can chop potatoes "EVEN WITH A BLINDFOLD ON!!!" It's like they know EXACTLY what I need.
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11-29-2011 09:10 by
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You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours
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12-26-2013 05:23 by
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When I was growing up, families actually did stuff together. Things are so much better now.
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02-14-2014 07:52 by
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"What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I'm saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift
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11-23-2013 20:29 by
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I'm already sick of writing this book I'm thinking of writing.
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05-19-2012 07:13 by
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Never trust an Avon lady who doesn't wear any makeup. The whole thing is probably a front for her organ-harvesting business.
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01-01-2012 04:48 by
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The way my son reacts when I approach his face with a tissue is the way you'd react if I approached your face with a nailgun.
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08-03-2012 09:53 by
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It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it takes no muscles to be completely expressionless all the time.
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12-19-2011 13:55 by
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For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
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10-27-2011 09:01 by
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I often wonder how things worked out for that guy who grabbed the bull by the horns.
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09-08-2011 03:54 by
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"Hey girls, stop doing that thing with your lips when you take pictures. You're making us look stupid." - ducks
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05-05-2012 04:51 by
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Every time a clerk asks "Did you find everything you need?" I always answer "No, I couldn't find a hug"
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10-29-2011 07:10 by
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Ending sentences with prepositions is not something I have a problem with.
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08-05-2012 09:37 by
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