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   messageicon it would be really hard to read something Yoda wrote if he was also dyslexic
←Rate | 09-29-2012 21:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the new iphone 5 comes with some kind of food stamp app
←Rate | 09-28-2012 03:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Google girlfriend....im always searching for her :(
←Rate | 09-27-2012 22:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich
←Rate | 09-26-2012 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hope Boeing makes Romney a special plane with his windows that go down....its gonna be the short plane
←Rate | 09-26-2012 19:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if "nice guys finish last" then why do women go for the bad boys 1st?....dont you want a guy that lasts longer in the bedroom?
←Rate | 09-24-2012 07:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wqhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....you're a clumsy astronaut
←Rate | 09-23-2012 18:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's that old saying that "you are what you eat" so for Halloween i'm thinking of passing out dum dum suckers to the neighborhood kids
←Rate | 09-22-2012 03:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when science teachers were gonna talk about "natural disasters" I thought they were gonna talk about relationships
←Rate | 09-19-2012 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uncle Sam is a man whore....he screws everyone
←Rate | 09-13-2012 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think my teachers were lies ....they said "A for Apple".....the iphone just keeps repeating itself
←Rate | 09-13-2012 19:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon be glad ur not a smurf....they have blue balls 24/7
←Rate | 09-12-2012 00:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i pirate so many songs & movies that I should download a boat
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cerebrospinal fluid (facebook asks what's on my mind)
←Rate | 09-08-2012 17:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon women are like groceries....the really heavy ones should be double-bagged
←Rate | 09-04-2012 22:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy labor day to all the moms out there....oh, you mean that's not what it means?
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon are the smurfs just a midget tribe of the Avatars?
←Rate | 08-31-2012 10:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe i'll get laid by my wife....she said that will happen once in a blue moon
←Rate | 08-31-2012 10:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the way everything you do is connecting to facebook, I look for bank accounts to get connected one day & the bank teller will say "that check bounced but we see ur friends with this person who looks rich...ask them to borrow some"
←Rate | 08-27-2012 23:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the song "100 bottles of beer on the wall"...most not be much alcohol in them if you can keep track of 100 beers you've drank
←Rate | 07-02-2012 23:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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