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   messageicon golf is about "strokes" & "balls"...if that isnt a gay sport, idk what is
←Rate | 06-12-2012 18:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if dinosaurs really existed why dont you hear about them in the bible?...not even loading 2 of them on the ark
←Rate | 06-08-2012 04:05 by Eddy Comments (5)  


   messageicon laughing cow cheese...i wonder what grass those cows eat to laugh so much
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that Zuckerberg is married, if he divorces does she get the "face" half or the "book" half
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im gonna get a tattoo to make my pen!s look like a broom...my gf SUCKS at cleaning
←Rate | 05-07-2012 18:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if William Shatner takes a crap, does he call it a "captain's log"?
←Rate | 05-02-2012 07:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a cannibal eats a vegetarian does that count as a full course meal?
←Rate | 04-26-2012 12:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon everyone hopes for a happy ending...except inmates
←Rate | 04-20-2012 03:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon every episode I've seen of "1,000 ways to die" someone has died cause of something happening to their ass
←Rate | 04-17-2012 01:43 by Eddy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed something today at a restaurant. the womens restaurant sign is wearing a dress but the handicap sign beside it isnt...is the handicap woman naked?
←Rate | 04-09-2012 20:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my mom used to say "i dont want to hear a peep"...i just listened & that candy is very quiet
←Rate | 04-08-2012 02:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people say "when pigs fly" but dont police have police helicopters...pigs are already flying
←Rate | 04-07-2012 18:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon went to doctor yesterday. the nurse had to stick me with the needle 5 times...with that much poking was they being a nurse or a facebook friend?
←Rate | 04-03-2012 18:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon good joke today...single people change ur realtionship status to "in a relation". when friends ask who it is say "april....April Fools"
←Rate | 04-01-2012 04:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon has anyone seen Steven Tyler lately?...that dude really does look like a lady
←Rate | 03-28-2012 19:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if he dont get called "gay" enough (even though I'm sure he isnt) Beiber makes a song & decides to call it "Boyfriend".....way to stop the jokes & rumors
←Rate | 03-25-2012 08:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon personal security/ bodyguard is just a paid stalker
←Rate | 03-22-2012 00:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when you go to the doctor & he wants to shake your hand, do you wonder what he did to his last patient with that hand & if he washed it before shaking yours?
←Rate | 03-19-2012 04:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember people...st patricks day means to wear green clothing....not to drink till you turn green in the face. dont go out drinking too much tonight
←Rate | 03-17-2012 23:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was right, I could get it changed into pennies & swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck
←Rate | 03-17-2012 01:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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