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   messageicon a lot of women stick their cell phone in their bra now days....i guess that makes it an "over the shoulder phone holder"
←Rate | 05-05-2013 04:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the brain controls body movement....i just picked up my drink with my hands therefore I used my mind to do it....i have magic powers
←Rate | 05-06-2013 04:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon seems like they'd have an app for the smart phones & tablets where you can just write down important things for the ppl that forget stuff.....on the ipad & iphone they can call it "iforget"
←Rate | 06-03-2013 22:02 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy fathers day to all the ones who came home with the gallon of milk
←Rate | 06-16-2013 00:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"
←Rate | 06-21-2013 19:48 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon i must be part zombie because i've been looking for a woman with brains
←Rate | 06-22-2013 01:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my opinion is brought to you by the letter "F" & the letter "U"
←Rate | 06-24-2013 18:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Subway uses the slogan "eat fresh"...it makes me wonder if the other restaurants are fresh too because they don't say they are
←Rate | 07-02-2013 02:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i should change my name to "period"....all the women seem to hate me
←Rate | 07-02-2013 02:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know Jay-Z isn't OCD because he only had 99 problems....an OCD person would have an even 100 problems
←Rate | 07-06-2013 03:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have "plan B" dates....everytime I make the plans, my date wants to abort & not go through with it
←Rate | 07-11-2013 05:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon take Johnnie cochran to Florida with you & you could really do anything then.
←Rate | 07-14-2013 16:19 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family
←Rate | 07-23-2013 00:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone else find it ironic that when the royal baby was born the doctor said "it's crowning"
←Rate | 08-02-2013 00:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i find it ironic that in "the smurfs 2" the stepdad explains to Neil Patrick Harris' character how he met his mother
←Rate | 09-24-2013 00:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in England, "pounds" are money....im not fat, I'm rich
←Rate | 09-25-2013 21:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your neighbors call the police on you for playing loud music, just tell the cop "you can dance if you want to or you can leave your friend behind..."
←Rate | 10-08-2013 19:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the government is like my computer....there might just be a problem when it shuts down
←Rate | 10-08-2013 19:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my keyboard must be female because it always has a period
←Rate | 10-25-2013 11:46 by Eddy | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if the Pillsbury Doughboy has a Facebook account &when his friends "poke" him he makes the little noise like in the commercials
←Rate | 11-08-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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