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I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I'm marrying my dreams.
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01-12-2011 14:37 by
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If someone ever tells you "we need to talk" they dont care about anything you have to say.
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01-10-2011 23:34 by
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I think it's funny that whoever deleted me from Facebook was so important that I dont know who it is...
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01-10-2011 23:33 by
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n't it ironic that to be popular on social networks, you have to sacrifice your social life.
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01-10-2011 23:27 by
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My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.
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01-10-2011 23:24 by
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If I don't answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn't going to make me answer.
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01-10-2011 23:21 by
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Don't tell me I'm insulting your intelligence when it's obvious you have none
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01-10-2011 23:17 by
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Idiot-[id-ee-uht] noun: One who disagrees with me. Synonyms: Fool, Half-wit, Imbecile, Twit, Moron
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01-07-2011 08:24 by
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Nothing funnier than a pissed off mall cop on a Segway. With those goofy helmets on, I just can't take them seriously.
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01-07-2011 08:22 by
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If you're a millionaire and you don't have trampoline floors or a giant slide that goes from your bed to an olympic sized indoor pool, then you should just give me all of your money because you're wasting it.
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01-07-2011 08:21 by
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If you need time alone, announce that it's time to clean the house.
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01-03-2011 22:48 by
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Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.
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01-03-2011 22:37 by
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One of the most exciting things about life is not knowing what's next.
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01-03-2011 22:14 by
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2011: same sh!t, different digits.
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01-03-2011 22:11 by
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I need to start setting an alarm to go to bed.
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01-03-2011 22:10 by
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Next year we should just skip to 2013. Problem solved and a cool story for the history books.
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01-03-2011 17:39 by
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I hate that sinking feeling you get after reading or hearing something you wish you hadn't.
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01-02-2011 20:43 by
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I didn't make any new resolutions this year because I'm still working on the ones from 2007.
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01-02-2011 17:37 by
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I'm going to replace my car horn with machine gun audio.
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01-01-2011 11:10 by
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Facebook is like an ex girlfriend/boyfriend that your in love with; you might not like all the changes but you still go to it when your bored.
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01-01-2011 11:08 by
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