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When I finally meet the love of my life, I hope he appreciates all the time I spent following him and hiding in his bushes.
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04-07-2012 08:30 by
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Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. And thats where I come in.
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12-13-2011 09:13 by
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Despite protests, my wife has yet to step down from her post as the oppressive leader of our house.
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12-19-2011 14:14 by
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Saying the word “awkward” in an awkward situation only makes it more awkward. Especially if you sing it
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02-21-2014 05:16 by
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There are two types of people in this world and it is easily determined by what they do when an ice cube falls on the floor.
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12-24-2013 05:45 by
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The planet Saturn = 7 rings, Michael Jordan = 6 rings, Kobe Bryant = 5 rings, LeBron James.........Just a Headband.
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10-11-2011 10:20 by
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So did all those kids that had the skate or die t shirts in the 90s die?
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07-28-2011 19:23 by
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I could be a sports analyst because I'm good at saying "at the end of the day" and "arguably".
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04-29-2012 06:13 by
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No matter what the product, a good way to throw off an aggressive salesman is to interrupt him and ask, "Yes, but does it work on cats?"
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02-18-2012 05:56 by
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I took one of my wife's vitamins this morning if anybody wants to go shoe shopping or ask my opinion on curtains, call me
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10-19-2011 10:53 by
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This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo.
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08-29-2011 05:55 by
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A watched pot never boils, but an un-watched pot boils over, so I don't know what you want from me life!
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04-02-2013 06:11 by
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Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I've done in my entire life.
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10-28-2013 05:31 by
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Hey Amish person reading this: Busted!
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10-11-2011 10:21 by
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Somebody needs to invent an alarm clock that releases the smell of bacon.
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08-23-2012 06:24 by
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The heart wants what it wants. To pump blood to the rest of your body. Oh and for you to stop blaming it for your stupid actions.
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12-24-2012 06:51 by
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Saying "with all due respect" lends gravitas to the massive pile of disrespect you're about to lay down.
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09-14-2012 06:34 by
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I have come to the conclusion that the dryer lint is the cremated remains of all my missing socks.
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06-07-2012 08:54 by
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every time I come home after being around another dog, mine looks at me like I cheated on him
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05-23-2011 05:34 by
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I don't cut in front of people whenever I'm waiting in long line, that's rude. I just start dancing & grinding on them until they get all weirded out & leave. Works every time.
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10-18-2011 06:10 by
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