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Don't spoil the Moment by getting busy in taking selfies for Facebook and instagram.
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03-17-2014 13:44 by
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when the sun hits your laptop screen, and you realise it has enough dust to start your own desert.
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03-13-2014 14:20 by
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Calm down R&B singers nearing the end of your songs
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03-12-2014 14:14 by
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Our relationship is so special we will not cheapen or desecrate it by putting it all over Facebook.
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03-10-2014 15:22 by
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"Love me. Love me more. More. More. More! Damn you over did it, bye!" - Women
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03-10-2014 15:03 by
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Come a little closer so I can push you away. - Women
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03-06-2014 14:02 by
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The best part about going to Wal-Mart is having the book aisles all to yourself.
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03-02-2014 11:20 by
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Buy her a time machine, because women love bringing up the past.
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03-02-2014 09:51 by
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There are 2 kinds of coworkers. The ones who keep iPhone 5 chargers at their desks and the ones whose names I don't know.
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02-28-2014 13:08 by
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Well I don't want to date anyone that's ugly, but I also don't want to date anyone that's stupid. So I'm single.
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02-27-2014 08:08 by
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Screw coffee, I want whatever this happy singing bird is on. Times three.
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02-21-2014 07:59 by
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Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless you're on a diet.
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02-12-2014 13:34 by
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I just saw a man reading a book, so I'm basically an archeologist now.
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02-12-2014 13:04 by
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I overheard an old dude at the bar tell the bartender not to put ice in his drink because 'you'll bruise the scotch' Changed my life.
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02-12-2014 11:37 by
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If I used to flirt with you everyday and then I suddenly stopped, don't stress. Its not because I no longer find you hot and attractive. It's probably because I received a death threat from your husband.
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02-12-2014 01:36 by
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Attractive women post selfies and refer to themselves as ugly. As a group, if we begin agreeing with them we could stop that sh*t quick.
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02-10-2014 12:53 by
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why do chickens wake up so early? it’s not like they have a job or go to school. all they do all day is just walk around eating and sh*tting.
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02-10-2014 01:20 by
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I wonder if Sarah Palin can see the Olympics from her house.
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02-10-2014 01:16 by
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I like to punish people who ask me how I'm doing by giving them a detailed description of how I am doing.
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02-06-2014 14:15 by
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Side chicks are always more excited about Valentine's Day than everyone else because for them, its as close as they will ever get to a wedding.
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02-06-2014 04:50 by
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