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Just woke my kids up and told them, “It's Father's Day! Where's my present?” They just started crying.
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06-17-2012 05:25 by
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There is no problem so big that it can't be solved with a little self-delusion.
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07-24-2012 05:42 by
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Just once I'd like to read that someone died after a long battle with goblins or trolls.
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01-06-2012 05:44 by
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"At least you're not the lady who got her face eaten by the monkey." - My response to anyone who ever complains about anything
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04-12-2012 08:11 by
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Our new dog is going to be the *best* watchdog if a vacuum cleaner ever breaks into the house.
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01-13-2012 05:13 by
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Maybe if the Libyans spent less time firing into the air, the civil war could have ended 4 months ago.
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10-20-2011 19:30 by
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If Paranormal Activity 3, The Ring, and Poltergeist taught me anything, it's that little girls are absolutely terrifying.
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10-21-2011 06:39 by
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please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it.
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03-28-2012 09:37 by
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For the past 20 years I've been trying to figure out how to "Stop" Collaborate" and "Listen"
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04-13-2011 05:50 by
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Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?
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08-16-2011 05:51 by
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I could probably beat Usain Bolt if we were both trying to get the last ice cream sandwich.
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08-09-2012 09:53 by
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Just got a letter from one of those traffic light cameras. No ticket; just a picture of me with the caption "Nice shirt, douche bag."
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04-12-2011 07:54 by
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Remember, over half of all cases of people wrecking themselves happen within five minutes of not checking themselves.
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03-21-2012 09:01 by
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I bet I could win a gold medal for 'least amount of Olympics watched.' But I'll never know if I do.
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02-08-2014 05:33 by
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Adam never let Eve boss him around. He wore the plants in the relationship.
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06-07-2012 08:56 by
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"I know" - best response to someone telling you your fly is open
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08-05-2011 23:17 by
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People who write "WASH ME" on dirty cars are the same people who think "Pull My Finger" is the most hilarious game ever
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10-11-2011 10:20 by
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Today MTV turns 30, and yes I'm old enough to remember when they played music videos
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08-01-2011 06:11 by
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FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
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04-18-2014 06:37 by
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A giraffe in a top hat walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help.
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