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brought to you today...by the neighbor's router
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10-24-2012 02:16 by
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strong winds on the east coast....not Hurricane Sandy...its just congress in Washingoton DC blowing air out their mouths
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10-29-2012 23:38 by
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Disney bought out Lucasfilms
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10-31-2012 02:22 by
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I wonder if Disney is gonna make the Epcot Center look like the Death Star now
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11-01-2012 16:57 by
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when people refer to "the world's oldest profession" do they mean gardening?...Genesis refers to a Garden of Eden in the beginning
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11-02-2012 23:52 by
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i time traveled tonight without using a DeLorean
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11-04-2012 02:56 by
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on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time
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11-06-2012 23:34 by
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remember kids to always try 100%...not just 53%...u still need that other 47% to get things done
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11-08-2012 00:45 by
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if Steve jobs invented the MAC computer, does that make him the original "Mac Daddy"?
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11-15-2012 00:26 by
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now with Hostess going out of business, we wont have any twinkies to eat when the zombie apocalypse happens
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11-16-2012 15:17 by
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2 things you never guess on women: age & weight....wrong answers hurt
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11-16-2012 23:25 by
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i think before a member of congress makes a speech they should be drunk ....that way they wont lie
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11-20-2012 03:51 by
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the doctor says go to the gym but he doesnt say to step inside it....theres a Chick-fil-A next to the gym at the mall
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11-20-2012 18:35 by
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eating some thanksgiving pie still with some cooh whip...cant have pie without cooh whip
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11-26-2012 02:14 by
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when women want to be treated like a princess, they go looking for prince charming....they need to look for Mario....he will do anything & has a lot of extra lives
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11-27-2012 22:00 by
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during the local christmas parade tonight, the local hospital had a float that read "more than a hospital"...yeah, they're also a morgue
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12-02-2012 02:06 by
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I wonder if Colorado or Washington girl scouts can make "special cookies" to sale along with the others
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12-09-2012 04:33 by
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ego boost: put a bumper sticker on the car that says "honk if I'm sexy" & then drive very slow
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12-09-2012 21:39 by
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electrocuting the engineer
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12-10-2012 21:56 by
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who cares how it's spelled or its scientific properties....to argue over it instead of drink it tells ur losers
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12-11-2012 22:34 by
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