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Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!
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04-20-2011 22:37 by
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Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
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05-03-2011 21:15 by
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Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
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06-15-2011 14:34 by
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It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.
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04-28-2011 14:33 by
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It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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05-06-2011 12:05 by
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They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
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05-18-2011 21:25 by
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I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes.
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06-23-2011 22:35 by
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Dear Facebook, thanks for reminding me why moving away from my hometown was the best decision ever.
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04-13-2012 20:45 by
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To those girls on "My Super Sweet 16" that get pissed when daddy buys them the wrong colour Mercedes. SHUT UP! I ride a bike!
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05-15-2012 21:08 by
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Why isn't “cheating” a relationship status on Facebook?
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07-10-2012 22:03 by
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If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"
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07-19-2010 00:15 by
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'The Hangover' playing over & over on TV. Well played TBS
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01-01-2013 21:20 by
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Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.
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11-09-2012 22:54 by
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There are the same number of people on Facebook today as there were people in the whole world in 1804
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10-10-2012 22:16 by
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I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it.
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07-24-2012 22:18 by
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The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.
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08-06-2012 22:34 by
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3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I dont want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.
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07-24-2012 22:20 by
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People liking my status from a week ago on Facebook proves that I have stalkers.
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05-31-2011 21:25 by
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A dog is always glad to see you when you get home. A cat just looks at you like "What are you doing here?
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03-23-2012 22:34 by
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When you have children yourself, you begin to understand what you owe your parents.
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04-01-2012 23:44 by
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