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Guess who has two thumbs and is high off bath salt… sh!t where are my fu cking thumbs…
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08-06-2012 12:43 by
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Do married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem longer?
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01-26-2011 21:47 by
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figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
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01-21-2011 21:53 by
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And the Lord said unto John, "Come fourth and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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12-24-2010 03:52 by
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Honk, if you want to see my finger!
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12-02-2010 07:54 by
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Morning cardio routine: Stretch. Gravity Hand Slam on snooze button. Pull arm back under covers. Roll over. Wait 9 Minutes. Repeat
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11-23-2010 12:07 by
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I don't know about you but putting the Kardashian's on a credit card to promote financial responsability makes as much sense as getting a nun to be a spokes woman for a condom company.
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11-11-2010 21:29 by
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Health experts recommend 3 to 4 servings of fruit a day. So I wanna know exactly how many Coronas with limes is that gonna take?
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10-28-2010 18:17 by
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i have nothing against god, it's just his fan club that i'm against
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10-23-2010 20:08 by
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I had a life once. Now I have an internet connection and a Mac book.
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10-15-2010 23:01 by
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you know why guns are better the woman? You can put a silencer on a gun
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09-17-2010 23:24 by
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I see a lite in the distance....could be a Miller Lite, I better go check it out!
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09-17-2010 18:02 by
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it kitty litter if you throw a cat out a car window
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07-15-2010 17:51 by
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It's better to have a gun and not need it than to not have a gun and need it
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06-24-2010 19:54 by
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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06-12-2010 16:20 by
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Panty lines are so nasty, your a grown a$s woman sh!t put on a thong, g-string, boy shorts, or go panty less if you have too
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06-04-2010 22:54 by
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i guess Farmville is cool, if your into doing thing with the animals
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06-03-2010 19:52 by
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my drinking team has a football problem
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06-01-2010 22:38 by
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A Glimpse by defintion, is an impermanent thing!
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05-26-2010 23:46 by
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this country is not ran by democracy, but by communism.
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05-26-2010 22:54 by
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