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Instead of a coffin, OJ will be buried in a white Ford Bronco, wearing black leather gloves.
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04-11-2024 12:54 by
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Remember WWE admitted everything was staged entertainment? I'm waiting for politicians to make the same announcement.
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09-25-2023 16:43 by
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FRIEND: Why do you spend so much time on Facebook? ME: I have serious digestive issues. I spend a lot of time on the toilet.
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03-10-2023 14:22 by
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Eggs are so expensive that I am eating steak, lobster, and caviar for breakfast now.
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02-17-2023 13:00 by
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I'm seeking scientific study assistants and participants to publish a study called "The Perfect Orgasm" - Pay is $20 per session
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01-03-2023 23:14 by
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RIP Barbara Walters. Beaver Cleaver's TV mom died. Eddie, Whitey, and Lumpy must be devastated.
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12-31-2022 00:21 by
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The mandatory mask rules are preventing fire breathing dragons from defending themselves. Please vote Pro-Dragon.
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11-03-2020 20:59 by
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Would taping or gluing my mustache and beard together meet mask requirements?
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06-30-2020 14:46 by
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Some women pay $5000 for breast enlargement. I got my man boobs for free.
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10-25-2019 08:11 by
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Why are women and children always the last survivors in horror films?
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09-25-2019 18:53 by
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"Thank-you Robert Kraft and R. Kelly!" - Jussie Smollett
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02-22-2019 21:27 by
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Robert Kraft's prostitution arrest. Voluntary exchange of sex and compensation between consenting adults. Kinda like marriage.
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02-22-2019 14:54 by
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The NFL has determined that we will follow the 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi,..... rule before allowing defenders to tackle quarterbacks.
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09-24-2018 00:05 by
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Today is national drug take back day. For your convenience, I will be placing a collection basket outside my front door.
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04-28-2018 09:14 by
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If Jack Black and Jack White had a baby together, what name would they use?
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04-22-2018 18:08 by
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Since smartphone cameras were first released in 2002, sightings of Bigfoot and UFOs have declined by 85%.
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01-31-2018 22:34 by
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It was so cold today, I saw a gangsta with his pants pulled up.
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01-03-2018 21:21 by
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If you never climbed across the living room furniture as a child, pretending the floor was made out of lava, or built a fort out of cushions and blankets, you didn't have a real childhood.
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12-23-2017 12:19 by
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I was abducted by aliens once, but after a couple hours the Mexican landscapers let me go.
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09-29-2017 14:38 by
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"Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.
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09-11-2017 12:46 by
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