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Elton John is to release a charity record for victims of the Kentucky tornado disaster! "Candles In The Wind"
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12-12-2021 11:44 by
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I just need you to find me 100 upvotes! I can't stand losing, and I'll try anything to win!
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01-04-2021 07:47 by
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"How about a scarf?" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day!
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08-17-2020 08:39 by
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"So!..where should we store 2,750 tons of high explosive for years on end?" "Just use that warehouse next to the firework factory, should be ok!"
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08-05-2020 15:16 by
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Germans are going to be hit with large fines if they invade someone else's space! 80 years too late if you ask me?
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04-03-2020 07:20 by
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If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.
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04-03-2020 07:13 by
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Tried oscillating today! Not a fan!
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03-28-2020 12:23 by
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You're just not buying enough guns! More are needed!
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03-27-2020 01:24 by
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Just been reading a letter from my Chinese penpal in Wuhan and apparently they hav
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01-25-2020 09:12 by
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If anybody knows any lonely old people preparing to eat Christmas dinner alone? Please let me know as I need to borrow some chairs!
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12-07-2019 07:20 by
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These Kenyan Airlines passengers seem to be down to Earth guys?
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07-03-2019 09:39 by
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It's so adorable how badgers and foxes take little naps at the side of the road all the time!
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04-26-2019 12:31 by
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Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them? Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?
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04-10-2019 16:49 by
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I went on a cycling holiday last year, and it was exhausting! If I do it again I think I'm going for a smaller caravan!
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03-02-2019 10:00 by
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I see the mother in law's put up a new profile pic! It's got 23 yikes already!
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03-01-2019 06:13 by
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My Chinese pal is very upset about Peter Tork, and has been muttering "I'm a bereaver" all day?
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02-22-2019 08:36 by
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Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when I unplugged the church organ to charge my phone?
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02-21-2019 01:37 by
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St Peter: "so..how did you die?" Me: "I was sat on a beanbag and the house caught fire"
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02-15-2019 04:46 by
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Just helping someone find the chocolates I ate yesterday!
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02-13-2019 15:27 by
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I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator!
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02-11-2019 07:45 by
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