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Someone please tell me why in the hell someone would open a tanning salon in an all black neighborhood?
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12-01-2010 19:16 by
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I am looking forward to my daughter being done with her I-Don't-Like-Daddy Phase. I'm running out of things to clean with her toothbrush.
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11-20-2010 08:28 by
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I got to get my life on track if I still expect Elton John to change the lyrics of "Candle in the Wind" for me.
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10-30-2010 07:58 by
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Sometimes a big fish in a small pond is just a fat guy in a baby pool.
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10-23-2010 11:15 by
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Those Chilean miners are gonna be so surprised when they find out they were really on Big Brother this whole time.
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10-13-2010 16:20 by
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Today's word of advice: Never take a muscle relaxer if you've got the trots.
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10-13-2010 08:38 by
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Dear gas station owners, instead of selling condoms and novelty items in your restrooms, how about you sell toilet paper that doesn't make your butthole bleed? Just a thought.
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10-11-2010 08:35 by
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need advice on how to make a paper cut to the jugular look like an accident.
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09-14-2010 21:47 by
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There should be a statute of limitations on how long a person gets to blame their crappy childhood for their shortcomings.
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09-07-2010 08:46 by
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It's pretty hard not to scratch when you're playing pocket pool.
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09-06-2010 06:31 by
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Being out of 3G range is like traveling back to an older, friendlier America. Cornfields and songbirds. Churches and farm stands. Also, meth.
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08-28-2010 13:53 by
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NFL preseason games are like Cinemax porn. If you haven't seen the real thing in seven months, it gets the job done.
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08-23-2010 21:31 by
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If fire escapes were replaced with waterslides people would use them a lot more.
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08-19-2010 21:19 by
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The heat doesn't seem so bad when you think how hot it must be for the cook who just dripped sweat in your lunch.
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08-13-2010 08:50 by
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I wonder if the band that recorded the Saved By The Bell theme ever gets together once in a while just to jam.
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08-13-2010 08:46 by
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Some days I just feel like the token black guy.
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08-12-2010 07:31 by
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If an indoor shooting range is burning, what does one scream to inform them?
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08-11-2010 12:22 by
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No one wasted their superhero/villain potential quite like Zack Morris and his ability to Freeze Time.
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08-10-2010 10:02 by
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heard some thunder yesterday & it wasn't even raining. I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that Stevie Nicks is full of crap.
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08-09-2010 09:57 by
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If smoking is bad for you, how come it cures salmon?
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08-07-2010 17:18 by
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