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When I'm bored I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb
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01-22-2022 10:47 by
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Sometimes I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb
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07-06-2020 18:35 by
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Who would have thought - even our death is manufactured in China
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03-11-2020 16:03 by
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My wife gained so much for Thanksgiving she left the house this morning in high heels to get coffee and came home with flip-flops
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12-18-2019 07:12 by
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Don’t send me the 1 pic you liked lemme see the hundred you didn’t like
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07-04-2018 21:44 by
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gettin extra faded in honor of mini me
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04-22-2018 19:14 by
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Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second...
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03-17-2018 18:29 by
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Like if you ever got charged for not rewinding a VHF tape
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03-08-2018 17:34 by
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Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got 2 it first.
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12-25-2016 13:40 by
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Respect cost you nothing.....but disrespect can cost you your mfn life
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01-18-2015 21:38 by
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Chick called the cops on me cause she opened her closet and I handed her a shirt. This why chivalry is dead
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01-07-2015 10:15 by
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It's Fathers Day 2mmrw... Ladies plz don't start bashing the whole male species! If ya baby daddy ain't sh*t, you picked him!
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06-14-2014 18:01 by
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Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
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02-21-2014 23:38 by
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If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"
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02-21-2014 23:14 by
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TV a silent weapon. It's the downfall ofsociety as we know it.
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02-10-2014 20:12 by
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"for just 15 cents a day" ...*changeschannel*
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01-23-2014 23:50 by
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If a niqqa slap me on Vine the rest of the fight will continue on YouTube
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01-23-2014 23:43 by
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They should of put Justn Bieber in Rikers Island prison with lifers.
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01-23-2014 22:54 by
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During love making she said "deeper" so I rolled over and started reading her poetry.
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01-23-2014 00:04 by
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The only time its acceptable for a girl 2 spit is if its into another girls mouth
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01-20-2014 22:18 by
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