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Who else still thinks they have super powers, but they just don't know how to activate them yet?
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12-07-2011 21:17 by
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I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said "Yeah, pump 6."
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03-22-2012 10:11 by
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There's got to be an easier way to get vodka into a Capri Sun.
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03-12-2012 10:05 by
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The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word "facial" is used.
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12-22-2011 15:34 by
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If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only"
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02-21-2014 23:14 by
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The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stopped.
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12-14-2011 13:52 by
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I hate it when I buy a hamster at the pet store, and it grows huge, becomes a rapper and steals my KIA...
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12-27-2011 20:50 by
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I wonder if the clothes in China say "made around the corner "
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04-15-2012 14:17 by
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Gas prices are about $3.95 a gallon and females still think guys are coming over to just "CHILL"
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03-10-2012 22:42 by
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If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic
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08-21-2012 23:42 by
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01-05-2012 09:58 by
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Went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, and he came out with a sandwich bag. Note to self: New best friend
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01-15-2012 17:11 by
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Dear guy that invented the metal wires, screws and clips that hold kids toys to the cardboard packaging with a death grip: I HOPE YOU DIE.
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12-21-2011 21:08 by
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Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'
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12-15-2011 13:14 by
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I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
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01-31-2012 19:09 by
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If you don't use 1:11, 2:22 or 3:33 when starting the microwave you have yet to unlock my level of laziness.
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02-11-2012 20:57 by
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Pretty sure I know what my GF is getting me for Christmas. When I guessed, "a threesome?" she got all angry like I'd ruined the surprise.
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08-23-2012 11:47 by
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RIP to the millions of people who die every day and don't get recognized
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02-12-2012 01:32 by
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Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
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07-27-2012 20:08 by
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Nothing pisses me off more than going through a Drive-Thru with someone who says they don't want anything, then they start to eat your fries
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12-21-2011 11:20 by
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