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   messageicon My friend is single and middle-aged. I think she might be Catholic. Sorry, I mean cat-holic.
←Rate | 01-16-2024 15:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't like your coworkers, go to work dressed up like a bear. Tell people "don't poke the bear"
←Rate | 10-20-2023 20:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When everyone can see you're being a d!(k .... you're a cting like grey sweatpants
←Rate | 09-24-2023 08:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pee-Wee Herman died. In lieu of flowers, buy a ticket to the adult movie theater
←Rate | 07-31-2023 20:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do gender reveal parties only surprise you with blue or pink? I've never seen anyone reveal the whole rainbow. Aren't people supposedly "born this way" ?
←Rate | 07-31-2023 12:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a snowman in July? ...a puddle
←Rate | 05-30-2023 02:26 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the China balloon was flying across the country, the Government should have used planes and jets to send it to the Seattle space needle
←Rate | 04-17-2023 17:41 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today isn't just for the kids..... it's also an egg hunt for the adults that are procrastinators
←Rate | 04-09-2023 15:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a police car circles around to go after the criminal, how do you know it's a police car? .... It just did a donut
←Rate | 03-30-2023 19:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon How did people know when Edison got the idea for the lightbulb? If it didn't exist yet, you wouldn't see a lightbulb above him that he just had an idea
←Rate | 02-27-2023 14:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone should make a electric car company called "Edison" to compete with Tesla
←Rate | 02-27-2023 13:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do they keep interrupting the commercials with a football game
←Rate | 02-12-2023 20:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget that today is "small business Saturday" so only subscribe to OnlyFans accounts in your town
←Rate | 11-26-2022 02:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do Ziploc bags & trash bags come in a box? I guess the companies can't use bags
←Rate | 10-18-2022 05:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I subscribe to Amazon Prime, does that mean that I'm "in my prime" ?
←Rate | 09-26-2022 17:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how do you tell the difference between a gator & a croc? gator is a mask while croc is a shoe
←Rate | 03-17-2022 14:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know Adam & Eve had the 1st computer? ...it was an Apple with 1 byte
←Rate | 01-23-2022 17:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the best way to get over a woman is to get under another one
←Rate | 01-11-2022 02:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching "forensic files" & a commercial comes on about buying life insurance ... know your audience
←Rate | 11-20-2021 11:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think the word "divorce" should be hyphenated so the 2 halves of the word are separated
←Rate | 09-07-2021 23:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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