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You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
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06-18-2012 22:16 by
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I think I just saw the Mucinex family walking out of Wal-Mart.
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04-05-2014 21:46 by
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I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign.
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06-27-2011 21:47 by
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Some of my "friends" on Facebook need to be reminded that high school is over.
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05-07-2012 21:20 by
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I have to constantly remind myself of the fact that life is too short to waste it on getting mad at idiots
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04-12-2011 23:29 by
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Dear mom, Please stop telling me not to play with my food. You spent the first 2 years of my life pretending it was an airplane.
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05-30-2011 22:31 by
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I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.
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04-14-2012 23:07 by
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Where would I be without my mother? Probably in the middle of traffic, without my jacket on, talking to some stranger.
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06-06-2011 21:52 by
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I bet our entire universe is just in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science project he got a C- on
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04-12-2013 21:22 by
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I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds, but then I got a Facebook Account and now I'm over it.
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07-17-2012 22:07 by
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Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round.
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04-01-2012 22:11 by
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Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is it just me?
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08-30-2013 23:08 by
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Accidentally used AOL.com to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future.
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04-18-2012 21:14 by
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When people go underwater during movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I died at Finding Nemo.
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02-17-2012 21:17 by
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Mark Zuckerberg got married today. His new wife set her relationship status to "CHA-CHING!!"
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05-20-2012 22:40 by
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How come we live in a world where lemonade is made from artificial flavors & furniture polish is made from real lemons?
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02-01-2011 00:41 by
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Your baby was cute until I realized you’re on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid.
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04-26-2013 21:27 by
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On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.
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12-05-2012 21:20 by
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While Facebooking, cars in front of you may be closer than expected.
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05-18-2011 21:27 by
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My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket, I told her straight up I was cheating, there was no way I was going to confess I sell AVON..
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05-27-2013 22:53 by
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