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   messageicon When I was a kid, before Facebook, I remember when taking the time out and having to stare at a wall was considered a punishment.
←Rate | 03-07-2024 21:36 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone else buy bananas that are not only a great source of fiber and vitamins but can also help maintain a healthy heart just to watch them die a slow and miserable death sitting on your counter?
←Rate | 03-07-2024 21:31 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem with daylight savings time is around midnight you start to feel like you're struggling to stay awake before you realize it's only 7:00 p.m.
←Rate | 11-06-2023 21:28 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's beginning to feel a lot like, I'm gonna start wishing it was summer.
←Rate | 11-14-2022 01:31 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had 2 activate a old flip phone you have 2 press every letter 3 times 2 form a letter which makes it hard 2 text & it's really slow which makes it hard 2 surf the web & see the news & all I can do is just live in the moment, & this is awesome!
←Rate | 04-29-2022 12:49 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so old when I was a kid Facebook didn't have a name and everyone just called it ADD.
←Rate | 10-27-2021 15:42 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will never understand people who look both ways before entering the traffic circle?
←Rate | 10-15-2021 11:04 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Space, the final frontier for William Shatner who's 10-minute mission to seek out stranger new publicity for Jeff Bezoses Space Program. To boldly go where only a few million Tourist have gone before!
←Rate | 10-13-2021 10:02 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A termite walks into a bar and asks where's the bar tender?
←Rate | 09-14-2021 08:49 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon One good thing about being a Amazon delivery driver is you can impress women by telling them your company provides you with a Mercedes-Benz.
←Rate | 09-10-2021 15:16 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Been getting a lot of things done lately thanks to a wonderful Facebook feature I love using you could find under settings then scrolling down to where it says log out.
←Rate | 09-08-2021 15:14 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon To many environmentally-friendly Facebook philosophers and not enough people willing to bend over to pick up a piece of garbage.
←Rate | 09-01-2021 09:14 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you sit behind me honking your horn for letting a car into traffic I'm going to super polite and wait to let the next five cars to pull out into traffic as well.
←Rate | 08-23-2021 23:46 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a fine line between "I've got nothing to do today except look at facebook" and "I've got nothing to do today because I'm looking at facebook"
←Rate | 08-05-2021 08:46 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well it looks like Richard Branson is going to win the millionaire space race which is one small step for Richard one giant leap before Jeff Bezos.
←Rate | 07-09-2021 23:40 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way they're sending civilians into space nowadays is one small step for man one impossible leap for anyone who doesn't have a million dollars who'd like to go.
←Rate | 07-02-2021 08:41 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Believe in yourselves and follow your hearts and you could do and be anyone you want to be, except Keith Richards.
←Rate | 05-21-2021 15:46 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention.
←Rate | 04-24-2021 12:41 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be ugly but I'm vaccinated!
←Rate | 03-02-2021 16:11 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cleaned all the spare change out of a old couch I'm about to throw out and think I found just enough to buy a new couch.
←Rate | 02-21-2021 14:45 by Moon Comments (0)  


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