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   messageicon Anybody have a good recipe for stuffed rice? 🙃
←Rate | 07-16-2023 10:21 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best way to serve eggs for breakfast? Omelette you guys decide..
←Rate | 09-19-2019 04:44 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rise up against E.D. The Erectial Disfuction epedemic should not be taken softly...
←Rate | 09-17-2019 05:20 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Deep Thought: Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.
←Rate | 09-03-2019 03:08 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't flatter yourself by thinking I'm trying to get into your pants. When It's quite obvious you appear to have difficulty getting into them yourself.
←Rate | 09-03-2019 03:08 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Use the aging app on your kids and you may find out who the daddy is
←Rate | 07-17-2019 22:16 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to all my FB Friends: As we all know, the end of the world will be tomorrow. So with that being said.... I think you are all a bunch of idiots!
←Rate | 12-20-2012 15:07 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roethlisberger is still out?.... Man, mace must last longer than I thought...
←Rate | 12-02-2012 19:17 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only pay my cell phone bill when they disconnect my phone.....
←Rate | 06-28-2012 10:13 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in Chinese.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 13:05 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon a new report found that Facebook greatly reduces people's attention thingys whatever
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:01 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon alone with the kids for the weekend. I have 18 hours of Pixar movies and a squirt gun full of high-fructose corn syrup. Should be fine.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 19:00 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon seems to care less about trees when I'm drying my hands in a public bathroom.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 18:58 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I like to send a text un purpose to the wrong person to see their reaction
←Rate | 01-13-2012 09:46 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎1 in 5 people in the world is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother George. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's George.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 13:16 by JOE Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a stank fishy smell in the air...the prostitutes must be overheating
←Rate | 07-29-2011 14:51 by joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women, you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up!!!
←Rate | 06-24-2011 07:26 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon "an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery."
←Rate | 03-25-2011 16:04 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking: French warplanes engaging Libyan air force. Related: France surrenders to Libya.
←Rate | 03-20-2011 05:20 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Germany sitting out the no-fly Zone? Uh, history of losing in N. Africa?
←Rate | 03-20-2011 05:18 by Joe Comments (0)  


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