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I’m “you can only play video games on channel 3” years old.
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12-11-2017 04:37 by
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Superman wears glasses, everyone thinks he’s a different person. I wear glasses people say: “Hey, why are you wearing glasses?”
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11-15-2017 05:06 by
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Social media is perfect when you're feeling sorry for yourself and your desire is to feel worse.
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10-28-2017 17:52 by
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For no reason at all Smash Mouth's "All Star" is stuck in my head. I'm sorry to do this to you, but if I go down, we all go down.
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10-07-2017 07:42 by
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EMINEM: My symptoms: palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, and I threw up Mom's spaghetti WEB MD: you have cancer
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09-02-2017 06:42 by
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Let's be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked
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07-16-2017 07:15 by
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I have nothing in common with people who replace bread ties.
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03-04-2017 07:51 by
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I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my spleen on my pant leg. And my liver adds a certain flair to my belt.
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01-21-2017 07:05 by
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I got lost in your eyes...but I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it
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12-24-2016 20:57 by
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Thanksgiving tip #23: Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
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11-15-2016 20:47 by
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I like to think this spider on my windshield during my morning commute is on his way to his own office job, too. I bet he's a web developer.
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11-03-2016 05:51 by
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If I'm ever found dead in the mountains with a pair of hiking sandals on my feet, know that I was murdered & made to wear some dork's shoes.
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08-04-2016 07:37 by
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I asked my dry cleaners if they accepted credit cards and they said yes and then I asked if by chance they accepted declined credit cards.
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07-31-2016 07:38 by
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Rap videos are completely unrealistic. Nobody has that many friends
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07-24-2016 07:40 by
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Time doesn't exist. It's an exclusive construct derived from the primitive human mind. - I tell myself as I set my alarm for 5am
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07-24-2016 07:34 by
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My dog acts pretty tough for someone who's afraid of cotton balls
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07-20-2016 19:05 by
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I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
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07-10-2016 06:25 by
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if you own a body shop and it's not called "Auto Correct", then what's the point?
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07-02-2016 07:30 by
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I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now.
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06-05-2016 16:00 by
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How many more of these body wraps do I have to eat before I start losing inches?
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05-20-2016 18:50 by
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