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   messageicon In an even stranger twist to “ The Usual Suspects” Keyser Soze also likes young boys. One crazy plot twist was enough..
←Rate | 11-08-2017 21:51 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP Fats Dominoe. Even though I thought you died like 20 years ago it still hurts. Ain’t That a Shame”?
←Rate | 10-25-2017 22:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say about identity theft. Fool me once,shame on you,fool me twice shame on you because you're me now.
←Rate | 09-22-2017 17:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q:Do yo want to know how to tell if you're listening to a Jason Derulo song? A: He will tell you in the first 19 seconds.
←Rate | 09-10-2017 20:19 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
←Rate | 09-09-2017 14:59 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought cross fit was a way to get abs like Jesus.
←Rate | 08-21-2017 14:08 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I signed up for ancestry.com. I wouldn't be surprised if me results come back as 100% Budweiser.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 22:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.
←Rate | 06-09-2017 11:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We'll see about that.
←Rate | 06-05-2017 19:29 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hate conflict........unless you guys like it,in that case I love it.
←Rate | 05-06-2017 16:00 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon not having to set an alarm is one of the greatest feelings EVER!
←Rate | 05-05-2017 23:23 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are the dangerous parts of Italy called the Spaghetto?
←Rate | 02-10-2017 00:17 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a karaoke bar last night that refused to play songs from the 70's. At first I was afraid,I was petrified.
←Rate | 02-08-2017 09:47 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Episode I of Star Wars is the best of the entire franchise and Jar Jar Binks is probably the greatest character to come from all 6 films
←Rate | 07-20-2015 22:32 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon True story: one time I said "excuse me" to my own reflection into a glass door headed back into the bar
←Rate | 07-15-2015 21:32 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Twilight is upon me......and so might must fall, that is the way of things. The way of the force." -Yoda
←Rate | 05-24-2015 22:53 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Harrison Ford was in a plane crash. I hope he was flying "Solo" Eh?
←Rate | 03-05-2015 19:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Years resolution is to throw my hands up in the air......but this year I vow to wave them all around like I just don't care..
←Rate | 01-01-2015 15:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cat will only eat the most expensive cat food out there.....and also lick his own butt hole.
←Rate | 12-14-2014 16:31 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids Say The Darndest Things: Such as "This Puddin' Pop tastes like roofies"
←Rate | 12-03-2014 20:52 by Cicci Comments (0)  


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