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   messageicon I wonder if Yoda from Star Wars last name was “Layeehoo”.
←Rate | 09-17-2018 17:35 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refused to buy my 6 year old nephew a Barbie doll for his birthday because I believe that Barbie dolls give little boys unrealistic expectations. There is no way you could rip a woman’s head off that easily.
←Rate | 08-30-2018 16:54 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an “L” shaped sofa. Lower case.
←Rate | 08-19-2018 22:19 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pets are animals that aren’t delicious.
←Rate | 08-19-2018 22:12 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I asked her “what is that alluring perfume you’re wearing “ and she says “OFF Mosquito repellent “ Gets me every time!
←Rate | 07-14-2018 22:18 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hear those bangs and explosions? That’s the sound of freedom. That’s America! Let’s not deny others this opportunity.
←Rate | 07-04-2018 22:16 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon There’s actually a thing called “Play Dates “ in 2018. In 1984 we called that “Going outside to play”
←Rate | 06-12-2018 23:02 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every fad becomes a punchline. We build things up jus to knock them down.
←Rate | 02-21-2018 21:32 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently during one of the celebrations/riots in Philadelphia someone was arrested for punching a police horse. The man spent the night in jail while the horse was listed a being in “stable “ condition.
←Rate | 02-06-2018 15:14 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is Matthew McConaughey still on my tv in car commercial form? Have we learned nothing from our mistakes?
←Rate | 01-28-2018 21:17 by Cicci Comments (1)  


   messageicon As an optimist,I don’t think I have a drinking problem. I have a drinking opportunity.
←Rate | 01-25-2018 14:10 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unless he releases a men’s fragrance, I think Elon Musk should be ordered to legally change his name.
←Rate | 01-19-2018 21:41 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are we really that bored and stupid as a country that the “Tide Pod Challenge “ is even a thing? Wtf
←Rate | 01-17-2018 12:49 by Cicci Comments (10)  


   messageicon RIP Fats Dominoe. Even though I thought you died like 20 years ago it still hurts. Ain’t That a Shame”?
←Rate | 10-25-2017 22:20 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what they say about identity theft. Fool me once,shame on you,fool me twice shame on you because you're me now.
←Rate | 09-22-2017 17:13 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q:Do yo want to know how to tell if you're listening to a Jason Derulo song? A: He will tell you in the first 19 seconds.
←Rate | 09-10-2017 20:19 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
←Rate | 09-09-2017 14:59 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I thought cross fit was a way to get abs like Jesus.
←Rate | 08-21-2017 14:08 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon I signed up for ancestry.com. I wouldn't be surprised if me results come back as 100% Budweiser.
←Rate | 08-11-2017 22:04 by Cicci Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you looked up the word "modest" in the dictionary, you would see a picture of me.
←Rate | 06-09-2017 11:57 by Cicci Comments (0)  


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