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   messageicon Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, here’s a gentle reminder that the moon’s diameter is 3475Km in diameter and you could not have fked this up more
←Rate | 03-14-2018 16:59 by Chencho Comments (0)  

   messageicon My mechanic couldnt fix my breaks so he put in a louder horn.
←Rate | 11-13-2017 12:55 by Chencho Comments (1)  

   messageicon Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because its falling pff a cliff.
←Rate | 08-18-2017 13:26 by Chencho Comments (0)  

   messageicon Late for work? Call your boss and tell him you're not coming. He will be so surprised when you show up that he'll forget you were late.
←Rate | 08-08-2017 22:24 by Chencho Comments (1)  


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