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   messageicon if you want a sneak preview of the new IPhone 8 just look at your IPhone 7 and pretend it cost $999 more.
←Rate | 09-15-2017 00:24 by Moon Comments (2)  


   messageicon To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?
←Rate | 10-04-2017 13:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid I thought I would never grow up to be the type of person to go out running every morning. And I was right.
←Rate | 09-28-2018 11:02 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its a little frustrating how my speakerphone literally types everything I say exclamation mark
←Rate | 10-01-2018 17:10 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.
←Rate | 10-02-2018 16:04 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, facebook is blue no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
←Rate | 10-29-2018 22:48 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think some of my friends are completely irrational and make bad decisions, and we should hang out more.
←Rate | 11-13-2018 13:35 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631
←Rate | 11-15-2018 22:19 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just cleaned up my friends list, so if you can see this post it means you've made the cut because your special!....or my worst enemy I just want to keep an eye on.
←Rate | 11-29-2018 02:58 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googleing What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 01:01 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So how did Amish.com happen?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 21:15 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I believe in Santa! but I'm not so sure if he believes in me?
←Rate | 12-13-2018 12:02 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its beginning to look a lot like, I'm starting to get sick and tiered of it being cold and miserable out and I'm ready for summer!
←Rate | 12-14-2018 11:39 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you touch your phone in the right places a hot pizza will arrive at your door!
←Rate | 12-15-2018 01:26 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll never understand those baby on board signs? Like thanks for letting me know as I was just about to purposely ram my car into yours for absolutely no apparent reason until I saw your sign!
←Rate | 12-15-2018 18:19 by Moon Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you touch your phone in all the right places a pizza will arrive at your door.
←Rate | 12-18-2018 10:09 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was a kid I used to have an imaginary friend, but now thanks to Facebook I have hundreds of them!
←Rate | 12-18-2018 22:45 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loving and all these Christmas photos you're posting of your families who look as joyous and festive as the family who came with a picture frame I bought a while ago, who I also don't know.
←Rate | 12-26-2018 13:21 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl says "Aw that's that's very sweet of you" to a male friend who asks her out on a date what she's really trying to say is "Back into the friends zone with you!"
←Rate | 12-27-2018 15:08 by Moon Comments (0)  


   messageicon A word of advice guys, When a girl says "Aw that's that's very sweet of you" when you ask her out on a date what she's really trying to say is "Back into the friends zone with you!"
←Rate | 12-27-2018 15:12 by Moon Comments (0)  


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