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at the supermarket dropping Cucumbers and KY Jelly into random peoples trolleys !!
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01-19-2010 17:11 by
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Our boss called the office together this morning to show us where all the plug sockets are. I hate power point presentations.....
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01-21-2010 17:02 by
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never apologizes. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am....
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01-22-2010 12:59 by
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I'm gonna get a #2 tattooed on my back... just so the person behind me knows what position their in !!!
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01-23-2010 20:31 by
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My new doctor is a very attractive busty blonde.....I have now given up eating apples !!!!
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01-25-2010 16:25 by
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Hav finally finished my 40,000 piece Jigsaw, it reads- " Get a life you sad F**k "
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02-18-2010 16:31 by
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I used to see this girl across the road from me. She would get naked for me each morning it was great. But now she closes her curtains.
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02-18-2010 18:49 by
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I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way. Through the driver's door.
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02-22-2010 17:59 by
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I just shaved a hedgehog. It was pointless.
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02-22-2010 18:00 by
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I was walkin past my neighbours white van that was covered in dirt ,someone had wrote on it, "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van." I just couldn't help myself from writing, " She is... When your at work
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02-25-2010 18:54 by
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Cocaine is never a solution. Unless of course, you dissolve it in water.
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02-26-2010 18:56 by
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-- I lost my watch earlier, I would have looked for it but I just didn't have the time......
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02-28-2010 10:25 by
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I'm not saying my girlfriend is thick, but we had a gas leak and she put a bucket under it.....
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03-01-2010 16:27 by
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Sky News "Tree Falls On Bank" Does anyone happen to know what branch ?
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03-01-2010 19:12 by
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Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
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03-01-2010 19:20 by
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-- split up from the missus yesterday, I'm now very sad and upset. I had to go to work today with my clothes creased.....
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03-02-2010 16:34 by
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Ironically, it's really hard when you suffer from impotency
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03-05-2010 19:10 by
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Viagra is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.
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03-06-2010 15:15 by
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i'm such a fabulous cook, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on!
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03-07-2010 12:23 by
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Feels sorry for skinny people, I know this girl who is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower just to get wet....
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03-09-2010 16:49 by
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