Peebs Funny Status Messages

   blowing stuff up with his mind....

   wondering "Do I think I am Paranoid?"

   trying to kick the habit.... but nicotine gum is a hard habit to break...

   watching 'Earth Hour' simultaneously Online and on Television... It's kinda Dark... :/

   the alpha and omega....

   getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Triangle'.

   playing strip solitaire.

   Resembles the resemblance of reality.

   found Nemo. (Reminder: you have to hold the handle until it's done flushing...)

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....

   a man of [Migrant Worker] wealth, and [Thrills Gum] taste...

   Wishes life had an 'UNDO' option....

   a sucker with no self-esteem....ooooo aaaayyyy yaaa aaa yaaa ayyy aaa yeaaa

   doesn't reflect popular culture, he projects it...

   Teaching my Son Life-Lessons.... Don't download porn.... Stream it....

   Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

   has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest!

   if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. .....

   has not lost his mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.