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Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry...I cry. When you laugh... I laugh. When you jump out a window... I laugh some more.
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02-28-2010 05:59 by
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doesn't believe in superstition. It brings bad luck.
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02-28-2010 06:01 by
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wonders... do subliminal (send) messages (me) really (money) work?
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02-28-2010 06:02 by
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feeling as sprightly today as Jim Morrison... or anyone else who has been dead for 30 years.
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02-28-2010 06:10 by
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Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There's apparently more traffic going to hell!!!
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02-28-2010 06:12 by
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sweating like a cat at a Chinese restaurant.
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02-28-2010 06:16 by
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"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
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02-28-2010 06:19 by
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At the beginning of any relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD." ... 'Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!!!
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02-28-2010 06:22 by
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If you ever want to see a man cry... Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other... And... MAKE HIM CHOOSE!
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02-28-2010 06:28 by
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discovered today that playing dead only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, and NOT at important business meetings.
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02-28-2010 06:31 by
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disappointed that no matter how many times he bangs his head, he doesn't see any cartoon birds.
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02-28-2010 06:34 by
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if drinking and driving is illegal, then why the hell do bars have a parking lot?
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02-28-2010 06:37 by
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Some people think that I assume the world revolves around me, which of course is total nonsense. The world revolves around the sun, which shines out of my a$$.
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02-28-2010 08:51 by
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˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı ... _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ..
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02-28-2010 09:00 by
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Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious."
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02-28-2010 09:11 by
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keeps a fake journal claiming I've done monumental stuff, so if I ever develop amnesia, I'm gonna think I'm freakin' AWESOME!
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02-28-2010 09:14 by
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☂ *~Everyone wants to be happy , Nobody wants to be in pain... But you can't have a rainbow without any rain~* ☂
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02-28-2010 09:18 by
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A girl broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution??? I sent them to her dad.
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03-01-2010 17:45 by
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thinks life is pleasant, death is peacefull... it's the transition that is troublesome.
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03-01-2010 17:50 by
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Don't try to understand everything.. because sometimes it is not meant to be understood... but rather to be accepted...
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03-01-2010 18:09 by
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