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   messageicon Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry...I cry. When you laugh... I laugh. When you jump out a window... I laugh some more.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 05:59 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon doesn't believe in superstition. It brings bad luck.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:01 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders... do subliminal (send) messages (me) really (money) work?
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon feeling as sprightly today as Jim Morrison... or anyone else who has been dead for 30 years.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:10 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There's apparently more traffic going to hell!!!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:12 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon sweating like a cat at a Chinese restaurant.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:19 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the beginning of any relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as "GOD." ... 'Later on somehow the alphabets get reversed!!!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:22 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever want to see a man cry... Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other... And... MAKE HIM CHOOSE!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:28 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon discovered today that playing dead only comes in handy when face to face with a bear, and NOT at important business meetings.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:31 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon disappointed that no matter how many times he bangs his head, he doesn't see any cartoon birds.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:34 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon if drinking and driving is illegal, then why the hell do bars have a parking lot?
←Rate | 02-28-2010 06:37 by Marshall the Great Comments (3)  


   messageicon Some people think that I assume the world revolves around me, which of course is total nonsense. The world revolves around the sun, which shines out of my a$$.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 08:51 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon ˙ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı ... _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ..
←Rate | 02-28-2010 09:00 by Marshall the Great | Tags: Filtered Comments (1)  


   messageicon Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious."
←Rate | 02-28-2010 09:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon keeps a fake journal claiming I've done monumental stuff, so if I ever develop amnesia, I'm gonna think I'm freakin' AWESOME!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 09:14 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon ☂ *~Everyone wants to be happy , Nobody wants to be in pain... But you can't have a rainbow without any rain~* ☂
←Rate | 02-28-2010 09:18 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon A girl broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution??? I sent them to her dad.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 17:45 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks life is pleasant, death is peacefull... it's the transition that is troublesome.
←Rate | 03-01-2010 17:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't try to understand everything.. because sometimes it is not meant to be understood... but rather to be accepted...
←Rate | 03-01-2010 18:09 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


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