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Women don't like being told what to do unless they're naked.
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09-09-2012 15:54 by
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I use to wake up Grumpy...now I just let her sleep!
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09-12-2012 13:05 by
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"I wish Ted would just tell his poor kids how he met they're mother!!!"
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09-12-2012 18:24 by
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"My Uncle Jennifer is going to be on Jerry Springer tomorrow!"
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09-13-2012 19:32 by
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I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
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09-13-2012 19:46 by
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You call me a Red Neck Back Woods Hillbilly, just because I go to the family reunion to find a date!...So be it!
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09-14-2012 10:56 by
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I know a lot of midget jokes, I'm afraid they will come back to bite me in the ass.
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09-14-2012 18:08 by
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"Whats the fastest way to make a woman pick cotton?" "Set the string on fire!"
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09-17-2012 12:45 by
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being home all day with my kids don't affect me at all. Now let me go tinkle on the potty before we go bye-bye to din-din I'm so hun-gee!
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09-18-2012 16:04 by
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Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassador of sanitary pads.
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09-18-2012 20:20 by
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I'm so broke, my bologna don't have a first name!
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09-19-2012 12:32 by
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Today I am WONDER WOMAN ... I will wrap my head and wrists in foil, stuff my Bra, hike up my grannie panties, and I will wonder.
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09-20-2012 12:21 by
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I don't use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
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09-20-2012 14:30 by
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I may look like I'm doing nothing, but in my head I'm quite busy.
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09-20-2012 19:11 by
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After reading some of these jokes, I might have pulled something rolling my eyes.
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09-20-2012 19:13 by
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I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
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09-21-2012 08:05 by
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My friends all got really into that show 'The Deadliest Catch.' But I never watched it 'cause I always just assumed it was about AIDS...Its not!..It's about crabs.
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09-21-2012 17:23 by
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"GOOD MORNING COFFEE"....Meet your maker!!!!
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09-22-2012 09:19 by
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What does a Colt want to be when it grows up? A Bronco! Go Payton Manning
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09-23-2012 10:14 by
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they're 3 kinds of people in this world. Those that are good with math, an those who aren't.
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09-23-2012 13:08 by
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