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   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't bother coming to my house this year. I've been naughty and it was f*cking worth it, you judgemental son of a b*tch!
←Rate | 12-02-2009 20:33 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♫ ♫ My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards?♫ ♫ Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard... ♫ ♫
←Rate | 03-23-2010 14:27 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1f you c4n r34d th1s you r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
←Rate | 03-23-2010 19:54 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
←Rate | 03-23-2010 19:55 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 19:57 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
←Rate | 03-23-2010 19:57 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:02 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do I set a laser printer to stun?
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:03 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:04 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon rejects your reality and substitute my own.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:05 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cool people are just idiots wearing pricy clothes
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:05 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon COME TO THE DORK SIDE...We Have Computers And High-Speed Internet With A Pentium 4 Processor ^_^
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:06 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:07 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be rude to a bully and he'll beat you up, be rude to a geek and your computer will never forgive you.
←Rate | 03-23-2010 20:15 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't hear you over the sound of how Epic I am.
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon singing , , , , , chameleon ♫♪ ♫♪ ♫♪
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:13 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon a master at mixed martial arts and crafts...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:17 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Censorship is █ very ██████ █████ in █████ ██████...
←Rate | 03-30-2010 18:23 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting plenty of exercise -- jumping to F*cken conclusions, pushing my sh*tty luck, and dodging these crappy deadlines.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 02:24 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me...
←Rate | 04-06-2010 02:24 by Joser Comments (2)  


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