Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   contains Adult language, Mild Violence, Brief Nudity and Strong Sexual Content. Viewer discretion is NOT advised.

   When you argue with a woman, its like the war in Iraq, [pointless and with no winning]. When she all of sudden stops and smile at you...you're already dead.

   trapped sitting in the car wondering why he locked his keys outside.

   going to hell...and coming right back Hotter than ever.

   doesn't want to follow you on twitter because you're not going anywhere.

   if Facebook and Myspace were 9 to 5 jobs, then unemployment would cease to exist in our economy.

   If twitter went away, would anyone care?

   funny how guys show off there muscles just to get a woman's attention on here, but never show off brains........let alone their hearts.

   Twitter: The site where people signaficantly want to get stalked(Follow) and tell people their business where nobody cares. Lol....really. But they love it

   If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

   No one is a virgin, the world screws us all.

   I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

   Avoid eating nuts and crackers, you are what you eat!

   wants a Krabby Patty....all the other fish in the sea are eating it.

   never a follower......that's what 'Twits' are for.

   its funny how guys show off their muscles just to get girls attention, but never show off brains.

   eat your profile views and comments up. They'll make you big and popular because at the end of the day nobody's gonna give a damn right?........right.

   The Woman.......A mystery that will never be solved.

   If some people hate Myspace, then why keep promoting your Twitter on it?

   just because your mother is a single parent, doesn't mean you have to follow in her footsteps at such an early age.