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   messageicon The only thing lower than don's approval raitings is his supporter's IQs
←Rate | 09-09-2017 19:37 by IDTN Comments (7)  


   messageicon First it was a wall. Then a fence. Now it's 20,000 boxes propped up with sticks. And a taco under each one.
←Rate | 09-17-2017 00:25 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Moron is more of a complement, compare to the other terms people use.
←Rate | 10-05-2017 23:22 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you could do a do over, would you?
←Rate | 08-20-2018 01:49 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why not have a child run for governor in Vermont. There's one in the white house.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 02:48 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bet if donnie knew how to use the record feature on his phone. He would be recording too.
←Rate | 08-20-2018 04:53 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come on people, drink a cup of Folgers and wake up.
←Rate | 09-13-2018 17:25 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one has a good time with you unless you pay them. And yes, they were laughing at you.
←Rate | 09-27-2018 01:38 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I am ever investigated by the F.B.I. , I hope my investigation last as long as the Kavanaugh investigation lasted.
←Rate | 10-08-2018 06:55 by IDTN Comments (2)  


   messageicon "If playing golf is exercise, then why aren't there driving ranges in health clubs?
←Rate | 02-01-2020 20:54 by IDTN Comments (0)  


   messageicon My popcorn gone stale, my coke is now flat. Waiting for the showing of the pp tapes, what happen to that?
←Rate | 02-08-2020 22:06 by IDTN Comments (0)  


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